Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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