Christians are straight up FREAKS
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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