Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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