I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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