chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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