he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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