i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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