I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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