Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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