why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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