Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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