The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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