he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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