lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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