People with herpes should wear stickers.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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