I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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