Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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