Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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