yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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