I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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