On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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