Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
This is the high leading the old right now
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
