Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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