North Korea, Best Korea!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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