Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so let's talk penis.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
worst night to have a conscience
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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