I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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