I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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