I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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