Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
everyone is single if you try hard enough
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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