I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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