ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
