Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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