Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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