I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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