You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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