What should our trivia night team be named?
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i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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