i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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