I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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