I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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