People in love make me want to vomit
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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