Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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