grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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