Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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