I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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