I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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