My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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