whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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