Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today