This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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