she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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