hell yes lets make some ravioli
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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