Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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