everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my sisters under your porch take her home
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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