I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I had to cum in my sink.
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