David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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