glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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