There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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