are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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